Saturday, January 14, 2006

$2,087,766

I am worth $2,087,766 on HumanForSale.com
Have you been thinking about putting yourself up for sale lately?

This is the first line I read when I first clicked on a link my friend sent me. Oh, ok. And it goes on..

Ever wonder how much money you could get on the open human market?
HumanForSale.com will attempt to place a value on your life using a variety of
criteria in 4 basic facets of life(physical,mental,lifestyle,personality).
Well, what the heck? This is obviously a very subjective matter and is not intended and does not claim to be scientifically accurate. Or something to joke about with friends, etc. The more honestly you answer the questions, the more realistic the dollar value returned will be. There really isn't any concrete basis here, aside from mostly physical attributes. How they categorized each value, I don't know, but obviously, you get low scores when you smoke, or drink, or if you have cavities, or did drugs. Maybe it could be a good idea to put 'tags' on people? that way you get to know up front who you're dealing with. Oh well, what's 'worth it' anyway?!?

2 comments:

Doris said...

I'm worth less at $1,440,054

But really! What has my bra cup size got to do with anything? And there were questions there I could not answer, but it was fun!

Yang said...

lol yeah i definitely agree with that bra size thing! :-) makes me wonder now what sort of questions the guys have! hmm....